Being a mom we run into all sorts of mom moments, sometimes they’re funny, others are sort of palm in the face. The other day my daughter asked me how much she cost on Amazon, lol. She knows mom always shops at Amazon, and I’m guessing she thought I bought her there! She also wanted to know if I got a good deal, lol. Darn kids!
Mom Moments: Funny Things Kids Say!
Don’t fart in a wetsuit – My oldest daughter one time came to me and told me to PLEASE never ever fart in my wetsuit, because if I did she was worried she wouldn’t be able to get to me. I guess she saw on TV somewhere that when you do that, it turns your wetsuit into some sort of hot air balloon.
Never trust a fart – Oh, then there is Vayda, and I think one of the funniest things the kids have ever said. One day she told my husband and I that we should NEVER EVER, EVER trust a fart. Naturally, my husband and I asked her why, and she told us that she tried to trust one of her farts and she pooped a bit, but it’s okay because now she knows she cannot trust them, ha-ha. KIDS!
Talking in my mouth – Oh, this summer I took Mattie to a movie and there was this young couple kissing. I turned my check and thought my daughter did she same, but I should have known better, because she when we walked by she told me cool mom look he’s talking in her mouth, lol. She proceeded to show me how she could talk in her mouth by closing her lips and mumbling something lol. The couple turned red, and I bet they don’t make out in public again.
I got my boots on the wrong feet – The other day I was telling my youngest daughter about bullying. I told her about an example that happened with her older sister, and WOW! I didn’t know whether to get mad, or laugh so I did a little of both, and explained with a grin how we don’t say those things, lol. Anyway, I told Mattie about a time her sister had been bullied, and how it made her feel. Mattie puts her hand up, and tells me MOM STOP! I need to get my boots on, I’ll be right back. She comes back a few minutes later with her boots on the wrong feet telling me she’s ready to go kick some #$$ because nobody messes with her sister, lol. I laugh thinking about it because she was so serious in her PJ’s with her boots on the wrong feet, lol. Yes, she did have a nice talking to about bad words, but also got a high-five for her willingness to stick up for her family!
Gosh, my beds too small I can never get married now – Mattie got a new car bed last Christmas, and the first thing out of her mouth is “Mom, where will my husband sleep?” OMG, kid! She was so serious, and told us that she could never get married now because her bed was too little.
Little sister in the dog house – I have recently been upset, because my husband spent all this time building this nice doghouse, and the dogs don’t even use it. Well, I’ve also been talking to Mattie telling her that her dad and I are going to thinking about having a little brother or sister for her. Of course she wants a sister, and she wants to be sure mom doesn’t make her sleep outside too, lol. Check it out:
Dad where is my little sister going to sleep when he gets here. We’re out of rooms, and I’m worried mom will make her sleep outside in the dog house since they don’t use it.
Kids say the darndest thing, whether we relaxing at home or on the go!
Gosh, I could go on and on, but I want to hear your mom moments. Leave us a comment and let us know all the funny things your kids have said!
